7 days in the Netherlands as a couple
Three nights of canals and museums, then three on a Wadden island with bicycles
Most seven-day plans for two people are five-day plans with two extra museums bolted on, and they all end in the same city they started in. This one splits the week down the middle and changes the element: three nights in Amsterdam, where the art and the water and the restaurant bookings live, and then three nights on Texel, an island off the northern tip of the mainland that runs on tides and wind rather than opening hours. The second half is the reason to build a week rather than a long weekend. You cannot rush an island whose main activity is cycling a hundred and forty kilometres of paths between dunes, sheep fields and a sea that is bracing in any month, and neither of you will want to. There is a full day in the back half with nothing scheduled in it at all, which the Dutch have a verb for and treat as a legitimate use of a holiday. What this shape costs you is the southern half of the country and every windmill site — no Delft, no Rotterdam, no Kinderdijk. What it buys is a trip that has two completely different halves and a second one you will still be talking about in a year.
Day by day
Arrival days are where couples fall out, usually because one of you booked something for the afternoon. Nothing today needs a ticket. The single job is to get from an aeroplane to a canal bench without an argument about whether there is time for the museum as well.
- • Nothing today. Tonight is the moment to confirm your museum slot for tomorrow morning and, if you are travelling in summer, to check that the island accommodation for nights four to six is actually confirmed rather than requested
One gallery, one easy thing and one table booked in advance is the shape that keeps two people happy in a city. Doing the enormous museum first and the frivolous thing second is the correct order, because the reverse leaves you queueing for Rembrandt with a beer in you.
- • National museum — reserve a timed entry online; walk-up availability is limited and discount-card holders still need to claim a slot
- • Dinner — a week ahead for Friday or Saturday, a couple of days midweek, and do not assume a canal-side table will simply be free
The last city day should be spent on the water and in a neighbourhood rather than in a queue. Tomorrow involves a train, a bus and a boat, so today ends with the meal that best explains this country's history and then an early night with the cases already shut.
- • Open canal boat — reserve the day before, and pick an open-topped departure specifically
- • Rice table — booking is essential at weekends and sensible midweek; both of the long-running houses fill from opening
The second half of the week starts today and the journey is easier than it sounds: an intercity to the top of North Holland, a connecting bus timed to the boats, and a twenty-minute crossing. Total time from the capital is around two hours. You arrive somewhere that has sheep, dunes, one main road and no reason to hurry.
- • Island accommodation in summer or during the Dutch and German school holidays — this is the one thing here that genuinely sells out, and a few weeks of lead time is the minimum for a spring or summer weekend
- • The ferry cannot be booked at all, so do not go looking for a reservation page
The one day of the island half with a shape to it. Three things are worth timing rather than stumbling into — an empty salt marsh, a scheduled feeding at the wildlife centre, and a boat that leaves according to the tide — and doing them in that order keeps you ahead of everybody else all day.
- • Seal boat from the harbour — departures are tide-dependent rather than clock-dependent, so check the day's sailing times in the morning and book the slot you want
- • The on-demand island minibus, if you are not cycling, needs booking at least half an hour ahead by app or phone
There is a Dutch verb for going outside in bad weather purely to feel better afterwards, and this island is where the whole country goes to do it. Today has no fixed point in it. That is not laziness in the plan; it is the reason the second half of this week is three nights long rather than one.
- • Nothing whatsoever. If you find yourself wanting to book something today, that is a sign to have another coffee instead
Getting off an island always takes longer than getting onto one, but the return leg has a good stop built into it. Allow roughly two hours to the capital plus the airport leg, and use the middle of that journey rather than sleeping through it.
- • Nothing. Ferries here cannot be reserved and the trains south are turn-up-and-go, though it is worth checking the departure board the night before in case of engineering work on the northern line
The same trip in each season
Season changes what is open, what you carry and what you book — not the shape of the week. Everything below assumes the day plan above stays as it is.
Birds, asparagus, and an island still to yourselves
- What opens and closes
- Island life picks up from around April, when asparagus appears on every menu and the crossings get busier at weekends. Roughly eighty bird species breed on Texel each spring, which is why parts of the dune reserve are fenced off at this time.
- What to wear
- A windproof shell and gloves for the cycling. The island has no shelter, the wind comes straight off the North Sea, and April on a bicycle out there is far colder than April in the city.
- Book it differently
- Island accommodation on a spring weekend wants a few weeks of lead time, and the Amsterdam nights want considerably more than that if they touch the last week of April. Ferry tickets are never the problem; beds are.
- Better now than ever
- The dune reserve in May with birds nesting and the paths empty is the argument for coming before summer. The cycling is easier too: cooler air, and no coach traffic on the island roads.
Beach weather, and a ferry queue that proves it
- What opens and closes
- May to September is the swimming window, and the salt marsh at the north end turns purple with sea lavender in high summer. Everything on the island is open and everything on the island is busy.
- What to wear
- Swimming things, sun cream, and a windproof regardless, because a hot Texel day still carries a breeze that burns you without your noticing it.
- Book it differently
- Summer-holiday accommodation is the one genuinely hard booking of the week and the island tourist office is the hub for it. Car ferry tickets bought online give you plate recognition and faster boarding at weekends.
- Better now than ever
- A whole day on 140 kilometres of numbered cycle junctions with no destination and no schedule, ending in the sea. That is the day that makes this a different holiday from the Amsterdam half, and it needs the long light.
Quiet cycling weather, and the beer changes
- What opens and closes
- September stays mild while the island empties, so nearly everything is open with nobody in it. By late autumn some seasonal cafes close and the crossing timetable thins out.
- What to wear
- Waterproof over windproof, and a spare pair of gloves. Wet hands on the handlebars is the thing that ends an island cycling day early.
- Book it differently
- September is the best-value week of the year here: roughly fifteen to twenty-five degrees, everything open, noticeably fewer people. Book the crossing only if you are bringing a car, since foot passengers simply walk on.
- Better now than ever
- Autumn brings bock beer at the island brewery, and September is honestly the finest cycling weather of the year. If you can only pick one season for this itinerary, pick this one.
The Dutch have a word for this: uitwaaien
- What opens and closes
- Several island restaurants and rental places close or cut hours between November and March, and the attractions run short days. The crossing itself is not seasonal; it is how the island gets to work.
- What to wear
- Everything windproof, hat included. Dutch cyclists come here in February on purpose, but they turn up dressed for it.
- Book it differently
- The island is cheap and available in winter and the Amsterdam nights are cheaper still. Book somewhere with a fire in it and stop worrying about the rest of the arrangements.
- Better now than ever
- Uitwaaien means going somewhere windy to blow the cobwebs out, and this island in January is where the country goes to do it. An empty beach in a gale, then somewhere warm, beats most summer days.